Have a chuckle at the random photo thread

One way of doing it I suppose

 

Spat my tea out ….. what the hell is that


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Isn't that how all the best Subaru conversions are done these days

 

An email I received today. I'm a software developer and understand the "technology stack" bit. It's just the rest of it that makes no sense. Shame, as they are offering silly money...

 

How silly? Could 'panels' be things like Forex and Stock charts?

 

It’s management gibberish. They left out “compelling” and “world class”.

 

It's also the sudden change of "person": their solutions, we process.

Pure gibberish. I just hope the stakeholders can leverage the outcomes to mutual benefit

 

They don't seem to realise that writing this tosh just reduces their credibility. The "I'm" is slightly suspicious as well. Is this a one man in a shed?

 

Give them a break, after all, they managed "first class"

 

Sorry, just noticed that. £73k silly

 

Not bad for writing Javascript

Bet they even know what MVC is....

 

I've seen some ridiculous salaries on offer. Highest so far I think was up to £85k for a senior/lead developer

 

I would have thought you wouldn't get out of bed for less

PS I meant, I bet they don't even know what MVC is...

 

£80k+ isn’t unusual for tech leads/managers. Depends on who you’re working for.

 

I imagine there’s a lot of those going around

On a serious note though, poor kitty

 

He should be prosecuted, you can’t go around kicking a cat