What does Confucius say about loft ladders? Cos after yesterday’s escapades, today I crushed my finger in one when it dropped down. Ffs
That looks sore, I managed to electric drill my middle finger's nail off last summer, a 4mm drill can be quite destructive, but it's alright now it will go black, then fall off, but don't worry.
Confucius he once say ,I'm not as wise as man who catching finger in ladder ,he never do it again. Whereas I might do it as I've never experienced the pain that comes with the sliding ladder. He also say be aware of bloody great frame tent that falls from loft hatch and feels like you've been hit by dead body .