Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by rustbucket, Dec 1, 2021.
Fat bloke + cheap chair = firewood and sore bum
Confucius told me that
What does Confucius say about loft ladders? Cos after yesterday’s escapades, today I crushed my finger in one when it dropped down. Ffs
That looks sore, I managed to electric drill my middle finger's nail off last summer, a 4mm drill can be quite destructive, but it's alright now it will go black, then fall off, but don't worry.
Confucius he once say ,I'm not as wise as man who catching finger in ladder ,he never do it again.
Whereas I might do it as I've never experienced the pain that comes with the sliding ladder.
He also say be aware of bloody great frame tent that falls from loft hatch and feels like you've been hit by dead body .
Confucius say, chain swinging, seat still warm.
Totally irrelevant here but it makes me smile.
You could stand upright in one and still close the lid
I know I’m deader than a plumbiere’s dewault 12v but I’m feeling brave today
Oooohhh Malc, Ooooohhhhhhh.
Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,dah, dah, dah, trouble ahead
you could too once I’ve finished with you!!!!
That’s enough braveness for me ——>>>
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