I am sweating profusely from the head. There is an impenetrable fog of chilli smoke haze hanging over my small shed in croyde. This may be self induced No, there are no photos!!
I've been diagnosed with CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, as they are supposed to be.
"Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies" has just started on Sky Sci-fi channel. Sometimes life is too good to me!