Show us the last picture you took on your phone. (VW related or not!)

I bumped into Winston Churchill at the weekend, he's looking well for his age

 

Is it still all black and white in Cheshire? Watford's been full colour for years.

 

carpet beetle

 

beetalis axminsterensis?

 

They also have old time coppers who, if you give them any lip, will give you a friendly clip round the ear and send you on your way

 

Looks like deathwatch...?

 

The tan colour will be a clue..

 

Swirly orange and brown? Deffo a 1970s carpet beetle.

 

I believe Vera Lynn is still top of the Hit Parade.

 

What that young wee lass has a hit record?

 

Better than that Tommy Steele! Young tearaway!

 

He's just a wrong un.

 

Young people, I'm afraid, with their coffee bars and winklepickers

 

A young person said I should get “hep to the jive” the other day. I should have jolly well boxed his ears for him. Of course you can’t do that these days, summat to do with their “rights” or some such modern nonsense!

 

Did he address you as "Daddio"?

 

alright come quietly and you won't get the cosh

 

That's why I moved, colour makes stuff look wrong