Peter Kaye " if that's what happens when you eat garlic (medium length pause) and bread!!, you can fecking keep it "
"Smear this all over your van, leave it to bake in the sun then you can claim its a 'genuine' champagne edition when its really an old banger smeared in rock hard Marmite." Says Ricky to his young Padawan
Tw to local restauranteur: And you say this is known as a delicacy round here? Local: But ofcourse m'sieur ... TW: But it tastes like sh*t.. Local: That's because it is sh*t m'sieur...
Tuesday night curry night wasn't welcomed by the domiciliary care staff anywhere near as much as by the residents of the French OAP home.