Caption time

After reading the job app thread I did this.

 

If this is your impersonation of Zoidberg, the colour needs work my son, the colour needs work

 

Handrex for when your puppy nicks your toilet roll.

 

I realize it isn't what it looks like but it has still made my stomach turn & if that's what 3 months of french living does to your workings then I'm afraid for that reason I'm out...

 

holy s h it?

 

giant pooed in my hand

 

Mmmmmmmm....butterscotch angel delight

 

@hailfrank @chrisgooner @Birdy

More than 1 finger?

 

I knew that cow still had something up it's ar5e.

 

could not reach the peanut butter left in the bottom of the vat......................sorry so tired that's the best I could do

 

ricky left his van out in the sun, i tried saving it but it reverted back to its true form........

 

French bloke to TW

"Is that Marmite on your hand"

TW

"No"

French bloke

"That looks like Marmite to me"

TW

"That's rich coming from a bloke wearing white Chinos and driving a convertible Renault"

French bloke

"What do you mean? Are you saying my white trousers and car look like your Marmitety hand?"

TW

"No, I'm saying you look camper than millets"

French bloke

"What is this Millets?"

TW

"Oh never mind..."

 

WHERES THE TOILET PAPER LUUUUUUUV

 

"You French with your lightweight mustard, this is what PROPER mustard does"

 

"When we refer to you Frog's as 'yellow bellied' we aren't talking literally about the contents..."