Anyone ever covered their bare a*se with Marmite?

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  1. snotty

    snotty

    I never have, but I've been tempted...
     
    snotty, Mar 18, 2013
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  2. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    on the old forum yes i have, i was drunk and never made it in time.
     
    rickyrooo1, Mar 18, 2013
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  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    This is a regular requirement for tlb members !

    i do it as a daily ritual after washing my teeth each morning , i have a little mat that i almost religiously lay out on the bathroom floor i then point it west as that is the only place i can kneel , i cite a little home made mantra ( it's not Marmitee its marmite , it's not Marmitee it's marmite ) just moments before falling to my knee's jar in hand and two handedly spreading that delicious thick viscose cream on my bottom cheeks , it has healing compounds and is the only way to start the day .

    Am i wrong o_O
     
    Poptop2, Mar 20, 2013
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  4. spongebob

    spongebob Supporter

    On so many counts, but it does conjure up an amusing image...:p
     
    spongebob, Mar 20, 2013
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  5. Low n slow

    Low n slow

    I'll do it to any female on TLB forum.:rolleyes:
     
    Low n slow, Mar 20, 2013
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  6. spongebob

    spongebob Supporter

    Ethel here is just about to register, hope you've got the family size jar...

    [​IMG]
     
    spongebob, Mar 20, 2013
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  7. 72wilma

    72wilma

    Marmite on toast mmmmmmm

    Resurrect an old thread *tick* :D
     
    72wilma, Jun 3, 2013
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  8. steveagain

    steveagain

    Not yet ,thou in my tent living years I did(do not ask me why) wash myself in neat Dettol >wont do that again !
     
    steveagain, Jun 3, 2013
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  9. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    i missed this thread first time and now i have a vsion of popy with the rear end and marmite to deal with
     
    jivedubbin, Jun 3, 2013
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  10. 3901mick

    3901mick

    I've got a friend who wants to join, I think iv'e got a photo somewhere,
    oh here it is.

    She loves a good marmite rub :)

    [​IMG]
     
    3901mick, Jun 3, 2013
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  11. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    shudder.
     
    rickyrooo1, Jun 3, 2013
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  12. 3901mick

    3901mick

    Oh and she likes cake :D
     
    3901mick, Jun 3, 2013
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  13. oscar

    oscar

    Hubba hubba!
     
    oscar, Jun 3, 2013
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  14. snotty

    snotty

    I think I might get the spray gun out for that job. And a 20 gallon drum of Marmite.
     
    snotty, Jun 3, 2013
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  15. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    don't they all?
    how do you turn a fox into an elephant? marry it.
    what food puts women off sex? wedding cake.
     
    rickyrooo1, Jun 3, 2013
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  16. Dolly Daydreams

    Dolly Daydreams

    Dear god ......... Tell me that's in drag.........
     
    Dolly Daydreams, Jun 3, 2013
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  17. oscar

    oscar

    Does that make it better? Lol
     
    oscar, Jun 3, 2013
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  18. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    roll me in flour and i'll give you a clue.
     
    rickyrooo1, Jun 3, 2013
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  19. Dolly Daydreams

    Dolly Daydreams

    HELL NO.........I can't believe that's a woman...I mean really.......it's put me off my glass of Pinot Grigio, and that takes something..... Now where did I put the weight watchers book!!!
     
    Dolly Daydreams, Jun 3, 2013
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  20. Dolly Daydreams

    Dolly Daydreams

    Good job I am gluten intolerant!!!!
     
    Dolly Daydreams, Jun 3, 2013
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