Anyone ever covered their bare a*se with Marmite?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Mar 18, 2013.

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  1. yorkieman

    yorkieman

    Think I've gone off marmite, shame cos I liked it!
     
    yorkieman, Jun 3, 2013
    #21
  2. Birdy

    Birdy Not Child Friendly

    I could possibly comment but I like Marmite but only sometimes.
     
    Birdy, Jun 3, 2013
    #22
  3. Paley

    Paley

    I'm doing it right now, so far it's disappointing
     
    Paley, Jun 4, 2013
    #23
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  4. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator


    Are you reciting the mantra? :rolleyes:
     
    Poptop2, Jun 4, 2013
    #24
  5. snotty

    snotty

    Are you facing west?
     
    snotty, Jun 4, 2013
    #25
  6. Paley

    Paley

    oh FFS, anybody got a manual?
     
    Paley, Jun 4, 2013
    #26
  7. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    This is a regular requirement for tlb members !

    i do it as a daily ritual after washing my teeth each morning , i have a little mat that i almost religiously lay out on the bathroom floor i then point it west as that is the only place i can kneel , i cite a little home made mantra ( it's not ****e its marmite , it's not ****e it's marmite ) just moments before falling to my knee's jar in hand and two handedly spreading that delicious thick viscose cream on my bottom cheeks , it has healing compounds and is the only way to start the day .

    get a grip Paley :rolleyes:
     
    Poptop2, Jun 4, 2013
    #27
  8. snotty

    snotty

    To conclude, I normally clap my hands three times and shout "Oooh, Matron!". But then I'm orthodox.
     
    snotty, Jun 4, 2013
    #28
  9. Paley

    Paley

    Damn, so facing east and doing it while chanting Om Mani Padme Hum is wrong? I'll sue that eastern mystic when I find him again.
     
    Paley, Jun 4, 2013
    #29
  10. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator


    That is the tantric way - not wrong just different!
     
    Poptop2, Jun 4, 2013
    #30
  11. dog

    dog Tea Boy

    you lot are soooooooooooooooo random, thats why i love yer lols ;)
     
    dog, Jun 4, 2013
    #31
  12. snotty

    snotty

    That only works in Bolton.
     
    snotty, Jun 4, 2013
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