Chinese lantern fire.

Do politicians celebrate bonfire night?

 

I would of thought so as it is a celebration to remember how they hung drawn and quartered a chap who was just trying to keep warm in some crafty cellar.

 

Yep - I can vouch for that - used to walk my dog on the field next to Jayplas and they always have bales of plastic outside and bits of debris blowing about like kindling.

 

I'm sorry Tuesday but 'On edge Armageddon Staggering pictures firefighters battle contain cataclysmic blaze sparked Chinese lantern' is just a little laughable, truly. Armageddon, Cataclysmic. Really. lol

 

Yes you're right but thats how the papers work, he can write good stuff but its not always what the editors want sadly.