Going to the Dam

Funny as.

 

Not been but a family i know recently went and did a guided cycle tour which they said was good.

 

http://www.amsterdamtravelguide.net/category/museums/article/sex-museum go here for a giggle after your yummy brownies. ..

also buy some tulips

 

I have been twice a bit of a diffrent time was had
1,A stag weekend
2, With my Nan

 

Thanks for all the advice tlb. I'll keep u posted. Hope I come back in one piece...

 

tulips ? Is that a code for something

 

Oops forgot to mention Amnesia
(It used to be called Whootsie Tootsie)

 

Cheers.....

 

Have fun

 

Last time I had space cake I had an outer body experience so will be staying clear well it was a cornflake cake.. I watched breakdance the movie with turbo b and ice t which was great then it went tits up

 

Ive been twice and it was awesome both times although the smoking bars are now i think regulated with memberships and not for
visitors.YOU HAVE to go to the sex museum -- its a real eye opener and interesting,i kid you not .They have the best cake shops .

 

So this membership business...is it still the case as I heard the law had been relaxed?

 

If a shop staff asks you if you sure you want these super strength mushrooms, believe them!

See a sex show, maybe get involved

Go to the Anne Frank house....... for your conscience

We saw an American comedy/standup show which was pretty good - I've just checked and its still going - Boom Chicago on Leideseplein.

Dont get yourself a canal pedalo! you'll be sweating your tits off especially if you venture away from the canals and end up in the ferry lane!

As alrready said the Heineken museum kills some time, say no and ignore the looky looky/coke dealers (easy to spot as they're all black andd always ask if you speak English), buy some clogs and wooden tulips, get hit by a near silent tram, sees some art, have a smoke, people watch etc 5 days os a long time there imo.

 

I went a few years ago... I'll see if I can dig out some pics

I ate a space cake in one go... Then went to sex museum, ferry tour and then spent the afternoon in bed.... Was a bloody great weekend

 

Must point out afternoon in bed was sleeping from the space cake knocking me out......

 

My friend is going next week as well. She's told me about a sculpture trail if you do get drawn into doing anything arty: http://www.artzuid.nl/ (and I'm sure there will be bars en route...!)

 

I found the Greenhouse in the outskirts and Global Experience were the less touristy places to have a chillax, as has been said the Van Gough museum is most cool, a spiral path into madness It's been a few years since I was last there, a bunch of Senagalise tried to mug me but walked into my SE London Bubble and bounced off....followed by a very stoned conversation and ID parade with some of Hollands gayest police..... can't fault it enjoy yourself