Is it ok to wee on your van? poll

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by oscar, Jun 29, 2013.

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well! is it?

  1. yes

    11 vote(s)
    28.2%
  2. no

    26 vote(s)
    66.7%
  3. maybe

    2 vote(s)
    5.1%
  1. I just did. Will i burn in hell? <thats not the poll question by the way!
     
  2. We had someone wee on our van @ volksworld one year and did all hell break loose.!!M
     
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  3. I can imagine! Maybe I should have worded the question "is it ok to wee on your own van?"
     
  4. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I pee up my lorry wheel but not the van noo!
     
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  5. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    If you wee on my van you will find yourself in a whole world of pain.
    Don't let the way I look fool you, I'm NOT a hippy, I like violence :lol:

































    Plus you'd have to deal with Ms.T & that's a really scary proposition ....... I've seen what she can do with a scalpel :eek::eek:
     
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  6. What about the distance involved? Not sure my plumbing would take the pressure.
     
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  7. If its your own van, then of course it is.

    BUT your van, much like a woman may (probably) or may not like to be *******ed on, and will break down on you if you've *******ed it off.
     
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  8. I know the wife doesn't like it! :D
    Was just wondering bout the van.
     
  9. Then dont wee on the wife aim for the van and all will be ok :D
     
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  10. Nevermind wee. We went to a festival in Belgium a few years back and someone took a dump on top of one of our front tyres. A neat pile of poo complete with a toilet tissue crown :eek:
     
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  11. :TTIWWP:
     
  12. Ive voted yes , tyre only thou.Working for a Haulier down Reading way many years ago ,management sent to all drivers/fitters a new rule being that"any staff found to be p**ing on truck would be sent home for 3 days ,no pay," girl drivers were not impressed to be included in that .
     
  13. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    Does the sink count?
     
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  14. Birdy

    Birdy Not Child Friendly

    Ahhhhhhh let the truth be told. I wee in a bottle in the bus and when it gets full and I'm not able to discard of the contents I've been known to pour the contents in the sink. I do however keep a bottle of bleach in the bus for such emergencies.
     
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  15. @rickyroo1 Sinks don't count.Its like weeing in the shower.Everyone says they don't.:-0
     
  16. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    Never on any van unless its a works one.
     
  17. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    That's in your van not on it so we need another poll for that.
     
  18. yes - but only if you can prove you were drunk when you did it.
     
  19. Posh people have a portaloo in their van.
    The good thing was where ours was behind the passenger seat, when the bed was down the wife slept on the same Side as the loo, so when I got up in the night to take a leek her head was there to dry my hands on.
     
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  20. Is this a form of rust prevention ? Drinking pee in the old days was believed to have medicinal benefits that maybe has the same effect on your bus.
     

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