Is it ok to wee on your van? poll

Soaking your feet in pee is good for chilblains. Not sure if it has to be your own.

 

I'm just curious, as one not of the sex usually associated with peeing on vans, why do you feel the need to pee on the van? Why not just pee on the floor beside it? Is it some kind of dog-like need to make it "yours"?

 

It is, I'm afraid. A male territory-marking thing.

If I see a van better than mine, I pee on it and wait for the owner to come back before barking loudly at him.

 

Your barking snotty

 

Only if you've got a better van than me...

 

Yes a T5.

 

I'd say yes, so long as its painted!
I think your allowed by law to pee on the left hand rear axle (wheel) in public if you have to stop on the side of the road due to a crazy medieval law or something!
Is this still true? Anyone?

 

pregnant women can wee in a policemans helmet - fact.

 

Yeh, I've heard that! What a great show stopper if you'd got stopped for speeding or something.
"Excuse me officer, I'm going to have to stop you there. Can you please pass me your hat"!

 

Good choice Saves all this aircooled nonsense

 

I will admitted to owning a T2 also but we don't talk about.

 

He might get a bit annoyed if he is still wearing it!

 

I'd heard that as well, but thought it was just taxi drivers ...

 

Taxi drivers say that so you don't pee in their cab.

 

Here you go

Men urinating in public can be arrested for indecency. But there is an exception, according to an unaltered Hackney Carriage Law. It states the deed must be done on the rear wheel of the gent’s motor vehicle, with his right hand touching the car.

 

Used to apply to Taxi drivers yes but no longer it was repeealed some years back, same as the keeping a bale of hay in the trunk, quaint but useless, I suppose you could use the hay to soak up the pee?

 

There is an unrepealed law inScotland that allows a man to birch his wife as long as birch is no thicker than his own thumb ! back to peeing >any you peeps know what the "Sunday morn drips " are/were?<<advisory ,not for the squeamish ,may get deleated

 

A little Health and Safety related story from Pikey World. In the middle of the night a female traveller decided that she needed to have a pee. She could not be bothered to go to the toilet block so she went outside, squatted down over the tow bar of her caravan and emptied her bladder. Unfortunately for her, there was a fault on her caravans hook-up and electrics and 240 volts shot up her lady parts and killed her. The moral is that metal, electrics and urine don't mix and for that reason I don't pee up anything metal including taxis and campers. Your vans will be safe from me at Camperjam.

 

Wii Mario cart is ok but trying playing Wii SportsTennis you the need the roof up.

 

Just marking ma territory me thinks )