Oh ffffffffffs!

Drove off with the wheel clamp on. How totally totally dumb was that?
What with driving into the garage wall by not remembering I'd left it in gear, I've just realised that the only damage to the van has been entirely caused by me.
Hits self over head.
Sobs


PS What's the blue stuff, filler? Primer?

 

We all do daftness. Feel no shame.

The blue stuff is filler. Or Bluetack .

 

We all make mistakes.



Well, actually, I don't and if I did it wasn't my fault.

 

A warm welcome to Club Dumb Ass. Done the same meself, both wall and clamp. Don't feel so bad now.

 

I once set off on my BMW R80 with the cable lock through the front wheel. Totally trashed the front mudguard.

 

You may have just done yourself a favour, looks like you have uncovered some PO bodgery! If it makes you feel better, I once reversed my dads car into the back of my bus...

 

blue filler, or you've run over a smurf

 

My mate done similar on his new GSXR, causing him to drop it and crack the crankcase... he failed to see the funny side.

 

@Kkkaty

 

I've never done anything like that, but then again I'm not a woman driver

















Only joking

 

Did you notice that a Bay will actually stand up nicely with one front wheel missing?

 

Ooooh you were close then!

 

Ouch.
I feel better now. Thanks.
....Or it could be the comforting bucket of Sauvignon blanc I'm drinking.

 

Did @Kkkaty ever tell you about her previous convictions for GBH ?

 

Noooo. I once borrowed my dad's prized Rover when some a*** bottled it on a roundabout and reversed into the front. Unbelievable.
Try telling that to your dad when he phones up to check you got home.

 

Was it your nuts?