There are some lovely places in the uk, wales is nice, devon and cornwall, somerset all nice, darn sarffs ok, new forest and all that, round the river severn's lovely, all these places and others have something nice about them, problem is that up here in Yorkshire we have all that and more, The dales, the wolds, the moors, miles of stunning coast, even the flat lands towards hull all in one stunning county, people may move away for work and stuff but if they're born here they always come back, ex pats from all over the world fly back so their children can be born here so don't be jealous just embrace it that somewhere's gotta be the biggest and the best
Don't mean it's the best though, Its just like visiting a landscape museum . All them flat caps and whippets, funny accents and gruff Yorkshire realism -" Nay Lad!" Worcestershire is much nicer and more refined.
The main problem with all these places is that they're all far to cold and wet, far too much of the time. Brrrrr, it's giving me trenchfoot just thinking about it.
The BBC appears to have not included the jewel of any country. We have a castle that isn't. The Major Oak which is held up with scaffolding only because the travellers can't find it. Our most famous citizen is Robin Hood who we have allegedly stolen from the Republic of Yorkshire but at least we have maintained his reputation of being a thieving b......... And who could forget St. Anns and The Meadows, the killing fields of the midlands. I can hold my head up high knowing that my fair county would not be out of place in such cosmopolitan countries such as Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan and the USA. Ladies and gentlemen, hats off and body armour on, let's hear it for Notts!!
I think the evil sherrif is still knocking about though! They call him - The inland revenue - nowadays!
But after all that it looks like i'm on the verge of moving to a county that doesn't even exist anymore
