Tell us your dreams...let the late bay massive analyse them

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dazza, Sep 23, 2017.

  1. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Didn't get much sleep last night, I kept dreaming I was frozen & then dropped off a cliff.
    I'm absolutely shattered this morning.
     
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  2. I woke up this morning, only to discover my baby had run off with the garbage man.
     
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  3. I dream of having an engine in my bus so I could actually drive it
     
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  4. If you visited East Anglia with an Uzi, you would ;)!
     
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  5. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I once had a recurring dream
     
  6. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I had a dream about the waitress in our local restaurant, she had big tips
     
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  7. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    I once had a red currant dream.
    It was quite fruity.
     
  8. I once knew a girl from Devizes.
     
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  9. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    I see a limerick starting here ..........
    Who liked them all sort of sizes.
     
  10. Is it possible for Mods to be struck off ;)?
     
  11. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    Reckon:)
     
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  12. Might I suggest a Damn Good Thrashing, as it's a first offence?
     
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  13. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Madame Snottys House of Discipline.
    Where your pain is our pleasure. :eek:
     
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  14. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    You can't let it drop can you, @bernjb56 made a mistake selling those "tonic" mixes he made up in his chemist , I'm on your side Bern,

    I'm not feeling 100%, can you make me something Bern

    @snotty you wasn't talking about @bernjb56 was you
     
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  15. Dazza

    Dazza Eyebrow not high brow

    Well I had alcohol , drugs ( legal) and a very hot curry...didn't dream a single dream...
     
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  16. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    No.
     
  17. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    I'm not sure I can make anything strong enough for you Bazza
     
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  18. Flakey

    Flakey Supporter

    I rest my case :thumbsup:
     
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  19. Dazza

    Dazza Eyebrow not high brow

    I reckon @bernjb56 could knock something up a bit like spice or mamba but not so strong... Something akin to have drunk a couple of bottles of red or 12 pints of ale or 40 pints of Carling...
     
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  20. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    May I suggest this?

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    Ms.T often suggests that I should use it.
     
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