The Queen

Is coming to officially open our building next week ,currently having our lockers searched by the police

 

Whatever you do dont offer her a smoke

 

Have you asked the Police to search her?
She's a bit hard up and might nick something.

 

Nobody can use any of the lifts either all day ?
Luckily I'm on the 4th floor.

 

Gawd bless her!!! Does your place smell of paint then?

 

Princess Anne commented on that when she came here.
It was the 1st place she'd visited that week that didn't smell of paint!

 

Nope, it's about 6 months old.

 

They tried giving me the day off

 

Shame your van isn't finished , i bet she would have loved to see it

 

wot a waste of money

 

We all agree

 

is it tribute queen gig ??

 

She gets her allowance whether she turns up or not, so let's get our monies worth eh?

 

im not a fan we all came from the same egg
but then again ive never had anybody killed

 

At least she doesn't claim expenses to turn up at Remembrance Day, some people turn up to pay their respects, but certain Government Ministers turn up to get paid.

 

So she's coming to visit next week, and you're having you're lockers searched now?

Anyway, I won't hear a word said against her



I'm deaf

(that joke is probably not in the best taste but I think since those eejit students upped the ante to the nth degree with their twin tower costumes, I think I can get away with it...)

 

I swore allegiance to the Queen, so I'm afraid I'm a royalist.

 

You're on dodgy ground, my wife and one of my sons is deaf, but I'll let it slide.