The Queen

can i av a copy of that one

 

I'm a bit heavy for the photocopier these days

 

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Guess I could rig up a block and tackle ,no worries mate will sort for you

 

she signs everything hope your ass is wide enough @Lord Congi congi

 

Jeez that looks like a fountain pen signature

 

She could save ink on B

Eliza{arsecrack}eth

 

park er

 

I've forgotten, why is Helen Mirren coming to your office?

 

Well she's been and she stopped off at my floor and used my lift as well

 

Is she standing in the office hole

 

No our CEO is massive and I mean massive ,he has to duck to get in and out of the lifts.

 

Its the Queens tag you will be seeing this all over London its going to be sold in the same auction as a banksy next week

 

stannah.
do you fart in that lift

 

Did u catch the band?

 

All I'll say is I'd rather a royal family than another bunch of political Marmiteheads wanting us to vote them in as el President.

 

No there wasent one ?

 

Eh? You sure about that? They're all bloody good liars then...

 

Our mum took us all up to stand outside the town hall in sunny Brum in 1977 when she was doing her silver jubilee thing. We we're right at the front so had a good view but she never came over or offered us a polo or nuffink........ Toffs is all the same....

Still, got to see the Royal Marines drum band and they were bloody ace

 

???? well @Lord Congi