Winter bus rituals

ill kick ya crutch if your not careful me lad

 

I'm not scared of you, you're too far away.

And you don't live in Wales.

And you don't have a pointy hat and cloak.

 

Shhhhhhh were aren't allowed to mention Ali bongo

 

I have a ritual for when it snows. I get straight out and go drifting. Great fun in any car, a scream in a bus. The crewcab is gonna be great fun as it's already tail happy

It also has an eberspacher which we love, gets the cab toasty in a couple of minutes and demists the windscreen!! Adds to the journey excitement too as we're always waiting for it to explode

Other wise we just put on our 'camper' clothes

 

if i can remember that far back ,seem ta remember getting naked in the back of the car ,we never had a propex or owt

 

See I told you I'd seen that peep show curtain before

 

You sure it wasnt you in the pinstripe club when i was measurng up for their vent

 

I can neither confirm or deny


Wait a minute did you have leather chaps on?

 

At least with the clear curtain it's an easy wipe down option for your ventures to some soho peeps show ohh sorry that was your mate wasn't it!!!!!!

What does Mrs Gooner think of your antics @chrisgooner ???? And @Barneyrubble what's your excuse being in a "club" "measuring up for a vent" some likely stories lads""""""

 

well it was "gooner" get closed down if we didnt vent it , smells n stuff

 

What antics are you referring too?

 

Aldi did some lovely sheepskin seat covers a few years ago and I've not seen them since
Shame as they'd be great for winter warmth

 

least i had a valid excuse

 

I've tested the Aldi heated covers off my fag lighter and my 12v supply from my LB, left it on for about 10 mins and it was Luke warm on high setting, gonna test it in a modern car tomorrow to see if its any different.

 

So did my mate. he worked for Barney

 

Doesn't say Amps or A anywhere in the packaging. However it is an 'Auto XS Heated Car Seat Cushion' Product code 58094 and their UK helpline number is 0121 3680339 if you fancy ringing them.

 

long johns it is then

 

pimped out

 

Pull out the air vents in the dash and glue a bit of foam sponge on the back so it's a tight fit when shut. Then you can feel the other draughts better.

 

Lol I prefer socks