Complaint.

I only have one word to say.....Subway.

 

Get a life?

Complaining is one of the great British art forms.
I could have walked to the front and shouted, 'Oy, you great fat, useless *****ing dyke, do your job properly'
But I refrained, and wrote a considered and if I say it myself, well worded, letter of complaint.
I have shared that letter with some of my virtual friends and we have had a bit of a chuckle.
I could have written a post that said,
"I was in MacDonalds and shouted,
'Oy, you great fat, useless *****ing dyke, do your job properly'"
But it wouldn't have been as amusing.

& Clive, I know that you're Johnny Foreigner and can't help yourself, but you're wrong.
It's only the burger that the mould doesn't grow on because the burger is so desiccated when cooked, it's practically beef jerky even before you leave it a year.

Hippy Christmas all of you, I am planning to be drunk from now until the second of January.
Some of my xmas posts will consequently be brusque, inappropriate and occasionally downright rude.

I apologise in advance.

 

with secret spices

 

It must be Troll for sure!!! Marmite my burger king wasn't hot enough??? should I complain???

 

It rather depends on your definition of 'a lot'

 

I got a british passport am i still a Johnny Foreigner?

 

last time I was here there was a swear filter can I test it?

 

Oh sorry, no not really.

Only in the evenings.

 

It used to say bloody and bugger, as well as stopping @hailfrank ban me please!, arse and *****.

Scunthorpe is the litmus test.

 

******er @hailfrank ban me please!

 

Oh - impressed!

 

Nope they didn't work Scunthorpe

 

I don't really see how you can be,

Over here in the real world we spell things with
'I' before 'E' except after 'C'

Neilands = fail

 

F u c k oh yeah!

 

Oh my? I left spaces between the letters by mistake,sorry its my ipad it been playing up