Complaint.

Although Trevs change of name for Bernard still has me chuckling, sorry for being a child

 

Is this a last minute entry for funniest thread of the year?
It gets my vote!

 

Glad I got to read this one before it gets mod edited

 

I couldn't quite see what I'd done to upset the soft *****er?

 

Glad to see the Yuletide spirit is upon us.... @Baysearcher , I too fail to see any reason for such a vitriolic outburst. Perhaps it was meant in jest?

 

Ho ho ho merry xmas everybody

 

Anyway....speaking of complaints, I've got a cracking response to a letter that a guy sent to HM Revenue and Customs....it's a genuine reply, to a genuine letter. trouble is, i can't scan it, so will have to type it in manually....quite long but worth the few minutes it takes to read it....will post it up later

 

We are all special

 

Needs

 

I'd like special knees.....it's my age you know

 

Did someone step on a duck? What happened?

 

misunderstanding?

 

God only knows.....the primary post hardly warranted what followed.

 

Unless you know the lady at McDonalds....or ladies of similar ilk working in the many and varied fast food places across this fair isle...

 

Tis the pressure of Christmas and mixing McD's in any conversation, as we get closer to that special time we all look forward to the capitalist climax of the year, a massive spending spree followed by sorrow and debt....so a bit like eating at said fast food outlet, you fork out for what looks like a filling meal and your starving thirty minutes later, not a good feeling

I'm just a bit green that you got a response, last time I wrote to them about a particularly watery hot chocolate beverage, I didn't even get a reply

 

Re read the lot,I've come to the conclusion that @Clive Neilands is to blame,his granny was Welsh!

 

He mentioned lowering his van to me!