And the other snowman says ( in a sniffly voice) “No , I got a coal” Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,my fave chrimbly time joke
Two Teddy bears in the airing cupboard, which one was the general .? Ozziedog,,,,,,,,, the one in the tank
Was talking to a friend and said “I really like Beyoncé” “Whatever floats your boat”, he replied. “No mate,” I said, “that’s buoyancy”.
Once again this Christmas, rick astley has riterated that he will not be giving his wife her favourite Pixar film.
My mate died on Friday after taking an E. Security at Countdown don’t mess about. My other mate died the other day. The big C. Was walking past Curry’s when the sign fell off.
If anyone has any jokes or stories too hot forTLB, please share them with me by PM, dont worry you won’t shock or offend me
BREAKING NEWS: A lorry containing Vanish has overturned in Middlesex causing Staines to completely disappear!
*Talk to text Me: "Hey Babe. I miss you and love you very much." Siri: "Beyblades misused lubed you fairy touch" Me: !? *Close enough Me: “send"
Chris Eubank has recently published a book about ethics. If it sells well, he plans do do one about Kent next.
She was only the chemist's daughter but she wouldn't let the farmer see 'er She was only the admiral's daughter but there was always lots of seamen around her naval base People go to swinging orgies to widen the circle of their friend's partners
An aging Groucho Marx asks his nurse: "Do you have children?" "Why yes ah doo, ah have nahn" "Oh really? Why so many?" "Well ah lurve mah hursband" "I love my cigar ..... but I take it out sometimes!"
I helped a poor little old lady who’d fallen over in the street the other day. Well, I think she was poor, she only had £1.83 in her pockets.
Think I ruined an epic party last night . Was giving it the berries on the dance floor when the DJ shouted “shake what ya mamma gave ya!”. So I did, but the lid came off my Tupperware and her shepherds pie went over everyone.
