But as Jivedubbin is a mod and seems content to set the standard lower than an ant's belly button, then I have to let them run
I'm off to look at a potential new house later with period features. She hates it when I call her that.
My wife told me she'd only slept with 3 men before we met. Didn't sound that bad until I realised I was only 20 minutes late.
What's the difference between a lunatic with no hair and a lascivious barmaid? One is Bald all over the Head and Mad as a Hatter of course One is Hauled all over the Bed and Had as a Matter of course
I bet my wife I could teach her to yodel in a matter of seconds. Me: knock knock Her: who’s there? Me: the old lady Her: the old lady who? Me: see, told you.
Accordion to a recent survey, 95% of people won't notice if you replace a word with a musical instrument.
Might have put this up before but, What's the flashiest car British Leyland ever made? Austin Tacious ...
Vauxhall have announced that they’re going to be making a car made entirely out of pubes. The coarse-hair will be available next year.
An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was a different colour … green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. After a while the young man noticed that the captain was staring at him. “What’s the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?” The old captain replied, “Got drunk once and married a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son!
Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have Scottish names Sterling Moss Eddie Irving Lewis Hamilton Ayr town centre
