Who's got a Henry?

Henry they are so northern, we have 2 Dysons darling

 

Is the lid clipped on properly
Hole in the hose

 

Got a Quarter if you need it?

 

Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?

 

Have you fixed it yet ?

 

I must admit when I first saw the heading I thought @snotty was after some weed

 

I think they are rubbish ,do you know how long I've wanted to say that

 

dysons are pants!

 

I’m beginning to think that’s the case.

Yes, they are. Overpriced toot.

 

I've got 3 Henrys

A work one that just needs the bucket emptying and the filter whacking to clear then it's good to vacuum up more half bricks and plaster dust and not melt like all the other vacuums you can buy.

The other two are on light domestic duties and will quietly do vacuuming long after dysons fall apart or Miele burn their motors out due never having their fickle filters changed.

 

3 day worn underpants

 

Barry’s pants. A triumph of marketing...

 

You asked to borrow mine

 

Very true. I’ve had my Henry for years. The cleaners at work were chucking it because it had a gammy wheel but I quickly sorted that. It’s never had a bag fitted. It’s amazing what you find inside when it gets emptied every two years. Half bricks, paint brushes, the odd Boy Scout etc etc.

 

You’ve heard the saying once you go dyson you don’t go back

 

I've got a Dyson and a Henry but then I'm not a Cockney ... fortunately

 

This thread has brought back lovely memories, I remember when me and the wife were sat in our council flat, no telly an egg box for a table and all we could afford in those Jeremy Kyle days was a Henry the Hoover,