Bay Ownership Bingo

The joy of the solex carbs on a 2 litre engine

 

Make it a large one

 

Ignition key jumping into foot well while driving

 

Is it bad that I can agree with many of these?

Falling asleep under the bus, numerous times

 

Has anyone put a new engine and clutch kit in only to find the release bearing on top of their battery. :-[

Probably not for sharing that one :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

 

Smashing the side step off driving too close to kerb

 

Lowering the suspension and then constantly smacking your head on the top of the sliding door frame when returning drunk

 

Celebrating like a lunatic when you overtake some one in a new car on the motorway.

 

asking the Albanian customs officer to help you push the bus across the border.

driving through the center of town and counting how many smiles and head turns you can provoke.

 

A French family of 6 lining up in front of the bus for photos ,and then finding out they have got one as well

 

Accelerator peddle link breaking whilst on the M25 heading for South Minms. Interesting driving style with one hand working accelerator peddle whilst other steering. Just glad it was dead of the morning and not rush hour.

 

Don't reckon we should go on motorways