Red-hot cigarette lighter springing out of the dashboard and rolling around your feet while driving at 50mph on the A414. Anyone? Just me then.
being given a *special* police escort off the coastal road between Birkdale and Ainsdale as we were going 'too slow for a public highway'
Trying to find your fecking bike pump to pump you windsreen washer up after some lorry has dumped marmite all over your windscreen :