Black widow spider in the downstairs loo!

if you look at his abdomen, he's drawn a little smilie face on it....

 

On the patio dear boy.

 

and you usually spot them just before you turn the light out....

 

girlie men pah what wooos would keep a spider, n call it boris as a pet .

 

Oh them - yep just as the mrs is off to bobos.

 

Don't get bitten by that fecker, took me 3 months to get over it in 2005.

 

I have no intention of getting that close to him, even though I know he is harmless to me & good at catching flies & mossies.

 

UM MRS T ,MRS T

 

Should of seen Mrs TW, I called her out to see it and she climbed on the table till it had gone.

 

He's still twitching. I think he's alive...poke him with a insulated pole. Or is the mains I'm thinking of?

 

No don't poke with the mains.

 

A REAL man, with a beard & a rugged outdoor lifestyle
All spiders are called Boris, the same as we call all goldfish Arnold
Thank the late great John Entwistle for the Boris tag

 

Is he dead yet...

 

John Entwistle? Yes im afraid so

 

OMG ive found @zed s spider.......

 

It won't come out again. I disturbed it when I was testing it's web earlier and it disappeared into a gap in the ceiling.
I'll catch it unawares tomorrow and get a pic.