sNOTTY ouTED - SERVING OFFICER IN THE gramer poliCE?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jul 2, 2013.

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  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Caught red handed -- he was!

    Snotty is a grammar Nazi, fact!

    Come on lets have the rest of you so we can line you up against a wall and spank you with a split cane! :lol:
     
    Poptop2, Jul 2, 2013
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  2. Baysearcher

    Baysearcher [secret moderator]

    I'm in.
    Bloody hate lazy spelling.
     
    Baysearcher, Jul 2, 2013
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  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Get against the wall and don't move until i get back!
     
    Poptop2, Jul 2, 2013
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  4. Baysearcher

    Baysearcher [secret moderator]

    No worries.
     
    Baysearcher, Jul 2, 2013
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  5. Majorhangover

    Majorhangover

    I'm a grammar spastic :)
     
    Majorhangover, Jul 2, 2013
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  6. oxiderenegade

    oxiderenegade

    I am dyslexic ( yes I did have to google how to spell it) :D, its great fun teaching groups !
     
    oxiderenegade, Jul 2, 2013
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  7. snotty

    snotty

    I'm out, and proud.

    Any apostrophe misuse will be punished severely. You've been warned :mad:

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    snotty, Jul 2, 2013
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  8. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    iT WAS a erooor on my part that must likely will be repeated at times of concentration lapse i would'nt do it on purpose like wot i did'nt then - so poo orf yer Nazi geek letter Gestapo you :D
     
    Poptop2, Jul 2, 2013
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  9. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    i stated the punishment first, you're the receiver this time!

    Bend over next to baysearcher!
     
    Poptop2, Jul 2, 2013
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  10. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Although that said have to confess to being guilty of hundreds of typos when i sit down to type, i am fine when handwriting but when it comes to typing i make the most basic of mistakes at random, it is almost as if my fingers will not do what my brain tells them to do or forgets it should tell them to do, sometimes i have to rewrite a whole lot of stuff because i can't be bothered to hover the cursor over a misspelling. In short i struggle to type because i have never been taught to type or worked at a computer and it always seems alien to me!

    It is coming slowly - very ruddy slowly! :(
     
    Poptop2, Jul 2, 2013
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  11. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    I have to agree, the use of text abbreviations on a forum is a particular gripe of mine. There's no need for it, you are not limited to a certain number of characters per post unlike a tweet or a SMS :mad:
     
    Terrordales, Jul 2, 2013
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  12. Sydney

    Sydney

    How about when it's is used as a possessive pronoun?
    That really gets my goat. Makes my blood boil. I'm pulling at my hair just thinking about it.
     
    Sydney, Jul 2, 2013
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  13. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    i don't do txt spk and i try to punctuate as good as i can but life's too short to fart around with perfect typing, to be honest i've forgotten/never took in what verbs and nouns are and i don't give a Marmite, as long as i can read it type away, i don't bother with capitals much in sentences either.
     
    rickyrooo1, Jul 2, 2013
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  14. Mrs Moosey

    Mrs Moosey

    Guilty.
    I had to read a dull policy at work today and was completely put off my constant referrals to "families and carer's". Grrgghh.
     
    Mrs Moosey, Jul 2, 2013
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  15. oscar

    oscar

    ;)
     
    oscar, Jul 2, 2013
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  16. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    We need Barney back. His grammar was exceptional ;)
     
    bernjb56, Jul 2, 2013
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  17. shielsy

    shielsy

    did ye hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper he devoted his life to










    SANTA
    did ye hear about the dyslexic pimp
    he bought him self a
















    WAREHOUSE
    LOL OWEN NW
     
    shielsy, Jul 2, 2013
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  18. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    and Dinky looooooooolooooollll
     
    rickyrooo1, Jul 2, 2013
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  19. oscar

    oscar

    But we still have Yorkshire campers Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. :D
     
    oscar, Jul 2, 2013
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  20. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    I'd forgotten Dinky :)
     
    bernjb56, Jul 2, 2013
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