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Whose.

 

I prefer to birch myself in private, thanks

 

I'm with Ricky, if i can read it, i don't care how its written.

And if your small minded enough to judge me on poor grammar then that's your problem not mine. Some folks brains just don't work that way, in the same way some people cant do the adding and taking away numbers thing, and some cant wield a spanner or a saw or a tape measure, i'm not going to pull them up on it for trying.

As for education, i have none, its a wonder i can even turn a computer on or make a cup of tea really.

Note for other really bad spellers like me, If you use the forum on Google chrome, it has a spell checker built in, it does little or nothing for your grammar and corrects you English to American, but it do elp!

 

Respect to shielsy and steveagain whose posts have character and style. They've thrown off the shackles of rules and "correctness" to forge their own paths. The rest of us are but dull sheep in comparrison.

 

But with a bit of practice, PT, you could be a wolf ...

 

Llama?

 

You've spelt "Absolutely" incorrectly

 

Oooh yes you are right. I've given myself a vicious beating with a ruler.

 

Why's David Cameron beating you?

 

That is a bit lame. Now Vladamir Putin and you're talking

 

But you can't make the tea. You get the Prinn to do it

 

I think you'll find he put two r's