Nuclear war (or threat of)

But which gender? Do cockroaches even have genders?

 

Don’t have block paving, whatever happens…

 

Hmm. Was considering it, we've got tree roots all over.

 

I wouldn’t bother unless you want to spend weeding it for the rest of your life.

 

I have some Monsanto Total Death Spray to deal with such things.

 

Be careful jacking your van up on it then. Personally I would go for printed concrete.

 

Never! Looks almost as bad as stone cladding on the house

 

Yeah, it does.
Tarmac then.

 

Still undecided, mate. Got to look around for a competant tarmacing company. Folk up the road had theirs done, and it looks great.

 

Probably the best option, tbh. I wouldn’t have block paving, though. It will get weedy, and weed killer is so last year…Bees an all that.

 

If I wanted to give our existing block paving a squirt, what weedkiller is best? I'm not particularly concerned about upsetting Greta.

 

Garden flame thrower, good for weeds and may come in useful in the nuclear winter to follow to keep warm.

 

Its easier to assassinate him .

 

Better with Tordon 22K .

 

Maybe si, maybe no, but people have been saying similar non-stop for at least 50 years.

 

You forgot the small issue of the middle east!

 

Gah. They won't stand a chance. Bring 'em on!